We’re off to Haydock Park Racecourse today for the Wedding of Mike and Clare,

Usually the scene for exciting equestrian racing, today Haydock Park hosts the Wedding of Mike and Clare and of course The Deltatones, who’ll be providing all the entertainment.

The secret to having  a successful act is that you mustang out with the best people, never stirrup any trouble  and me and my mane man Rob are going to pull all the stops out tonight to give them a night to remember.
Hay, occasions like this can really stirrup the emotions, and you’ve got to enjoy it while you can because the night won’t last furlong 

We find that the key to a good do is keeping the dancefloor stable
And if one of us acts the foal and drops a chord, it’s good to know the other one will bale us out. We’re not as young as we used to be, but you’re never pasture prime.
Don’t be a neigh-sayer, Come and horse around with The Deltatones

For us, having an empty dancefloor is the stuff night-mares are made of, but you whinny some, you lose some.

Also , don’t mean to be a nag, but have a safe journey home after the party.

Ok, I’ve now officially run out of HORSE PUNS…